Sunday, April 7, 2013

The Voices

by Sherard Harrington

Voice: Oh my God, Sherard, you took an architectural history exam this morning, did your taxes in the afternoon and went into the city to try to do your Rhino software homework on the school computers? You are accomplished. Good for you.

Other Voice: Seriously. And you cleaned and did your laundry too? Ugh, amazing.

Voice: Outstanding. And on a Sunday! And look, he’s still working.

Other Other Voice: I’m so proud of that guy. Really he deserves a break.

Other Voice: A vacation, all expenses paid. Something with hot stone massages.

Voice: And Mai Tais! Can there be Mai Tais?

Other Other Voice: Totally. He should Mai Tai it out.

Other Voice: Boy. He’s about to pull another all-nighter, isn’t he?

Voice: He’s so hardcore.

Other Other Voice: And he looks so cute in that new baseball tee he got at Urban Outfitters.

Voice: The one he got on sale?

Other Voice: Yeah—he’s so savvy.

Voice: Yeah. He loves a good sale.

Other Other Voice: Good for him. I love it.

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