Monday, March 25, 2013

A Recent Textual Conversation

by Sherard Harrington

Sherard Harrington: Do you ever feel like even if there were 7 of you, you still wouldn’t get the work done requested of you? Like Chris Hansen is waiting behind a door somewhere, ready to pop out and say, “What did you expect when you signed on for all these projects? Have a seat. Have a seat right here.”

Genevieve Tyrrell: This is Chris Hansen for Dateline. We’ve been investigating stressed graduate students. Do you have anything to say for yourself wiped out this Sunday, when you really ought to be by yourself getting a hot stone massage?

Sherard Harrington: “I was just being foolish I guess.” Two articles behind for the internship and omg who I would KILL for a hot stone massage. We’re talking dictatorship numbers here.

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